When the article on the famed blog, Banana Defender, was brought to Ms. Lauren's attention, she looked up from her Greek text, pencil suspended in mid-air. "Oh, yes, I read that article," she told reporters, "What a load of utter nonsense. Whoever wrote it is off his nut a mile and a half. I really don't know where these people get their crazy stories."
Ms. Lauren, co-author of the "Impeachment or Bust" blog would like to bring to the public's attention that any quotes quoted on either the blog Sophisticator, or the Defender, are utterly and entirely wrong, unless she announces otherwise.
Our reporter, having been served a cup of Earl Grey tea by the charming Ms. Lauren, asks about the claim made by the Defender that she places money at highest priority. "Of course not! That quote is utterly false. And as for the assumption that I am constantly in Versace or Gucci, that's really ridiculous. Look --" she waves a hand at the table in front of her, piled high with papers and books -- "does it look like I have the time to go shopping for designer clothes?"
Ms. Lauren tells us she was flattered by Mr. N. Bertilson's comments, but the rumor that he's the top choice in suitors because of his admiration and money is simply false. "I marry for love. Not money," was her consise rebuttal.
As we walk out the door, we see that Ms. Lauren is again hard at work, leaving no doubt in our minds that the co-author of "Impeachment or Bust" is an admirable young lady, and the claims on The Banana Defender must surely be false.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
BANANA SLANDER
Ladies and gentlemen,
It has been brought to my attention that several charges have been laid against me at the following website: http://bananadefender.blogspot.com/
Well well well. It appears that the Ahern-Embrey administration is up to its old tactics. Whenever they perceive a substantial threat, their immediate response–or that of several supporters– is a barrage of character slanders and obscure, ridiculous accusations. Usually devoid of actual proof.
I’ll admit I’m touched to have registered as a threat. But it appears that amidst my 12-14 hour workday, I must somehow find time to refute this silly slander, lest the ISLAS public again be deceived by the Ahern-Embrey administration.
The first accusation laid at my door is as follows, and I quote: “...she blasts Ahern for stuff he doesn’t even do. Or for good stuff he does do.”
This is entirely too vague to formulate a defense against. Examples, please.
Secondly, I’m accused of being engaged in “horseriding, a brutal ritual in which a horse is kicked until it will move.”
...oh, please. This ought to crack up anyone who knows anything about horses. Doubtless there are some people who ascribe to this theory (often people who know nothing about horses. I think our dear anonymous writer may be one). Horseriding is an art. The two are a team, not an owner and slave. Do we really want an equine-ignorant administration in office? Come on!
As for the third accusation...I’m afraid the mysterious source got his/her information mixed up. While I have the highest respect for those of the artistic bent (an attitude deplorably lacking in said mysterious source) I have very little talent in that direction.
But allow me to assure the people of ISLAS that this is a perfect example of the deceptive and narrow-minded slander characteristic of the Ahern-Embrey administration. All the promise of fact-manipulation their campaign showed during the race has been fulfilled in a most dramatic fashion. We can only hope the ISLAS public will recognize the deadly–and even worse, ignorant–influence of the Ahern-Embrey administration.
In conclusion, I request that President Ahern immediately reject all claims made by the anonymous blog owner, or any association therewith. Otherwise, his administration must suffer the consequences of an over zealous, mis-informed, and anonymous personage.
And just for the record, I’d also like to point out that any and all quotes attributed to myself not specifically verified on the Impeachment or Bust website are false, and just another attempt at character slander.
Impeach President John Ahern. He’s crazy.
Thank you.
It has been brought to my attention that several charges have been laid against me at the following website: http://bananadefender.blogspot.com/
Well well well. It appears that the Ahern-Embrey administration is up to its old tactics. Whenever they perceive a substantial threat, their immediate response–or that of several supporters– is a barrage of character slanders and obscure, ridiculous accusations. Usually devoid of actual proof.
I’ll admit I’m touched to have registered as a threat. But it appears that amidst my 12-14 hour workday, I must somehow find time to refute this silly slander, lest the ISLAS public again be deceived by the Ahern-Embrey administration.
The first accusation laid at my door is as follows, and I quote: “...she blasts Ahern for stuff he doesn’t even do. Or for good stuff he does do.”
This is entirely too vague to formulate a defense against. Examples, please.
Secondly, I’m accused of being engaged in “horseriding, a brutal ritual in which a horse is kicked until it will move.”
...oh, please. This ought to crack up anyone who knows anything about horses. Doubtless there are some people who ascribe to this theory (often people who know nothing about horses. I think our dear anonymous writer may be one). Horseriding is an art. The two are a team, not an owner and slave. Do we really want an equine-ignorant administration in office? Come on!
As for the third accusation...I’m afraid the mysterious source got his/her information mixed up. While I have the highest respect for those of the artistic bent (an attitude deplorably lacking in said mysterious source) I have very little talent in that direction.
But allow me to assure the people of ISLAS that this is a perfect example of the deceptive and narrow-minded slander characteristic of the Ahern-Embrey administration. All the promise of fact-manipulation their campaign showed during the race has been fulfilled in a most dramatic fashion. We can only hope the ISLAS public will recognize the deadly–and even worse, ignorant–influence of the Ahern-Embrey administration.
In conclusion, I request that President Ahern immediately reject all claims made by the anonymous blog owner, or any association therewith. Otherwise, his administration must suffer the consequences of an over zealous, mis-informed, and anonymous personage.
And just for the record, I’d also like to point out that any and all quotes attributed to myself not specifically verified on the Impeachment or Bust website are false, and just another attempt at character slander.
Impeach President John Ahern. He’s crazy.
Thank you.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
HOLMES AND HILTON ENDORSE IMPEACHMENT EFFORT
Mr. Holmes' opinion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZqkbAkiBc
When asked about the impeachment effort, Mr. Hilton said, "A step in the right direction." Viewers are invited to check out the Holmes and Hilton blog at http://thesophisticator.blogspot.com/
And remember, folks, impeachment or bust. Take care of the ISLAS you'll leave for your kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
When asked about the impeachment effort, Mr. Hilton said, "A step in the right direction." Viewers are invited to check out the Holmes and Hilton blog at http://thesophisticator.blogspot.com/
And remember, folks, impeachment or bust. Take care of the ISLAS you'll leave for your kids.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
We hereby state that our sole objective is to impeach President John Ahern, due to grievous misconduct, discrimination, and abuse of power.
Applications are now being accepted for staff positions. Please contact the employment managers at either corinthia.athena@gmail.com or musicalkerena@gmail.com.
Impeachment or Bust, Co.
Applications are now being accepted for staff positions. Please contact the employment managers at either corinthia.athen
Impeachment or Bust, Co.
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